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Trying to find funny retirement gifts for women can be a challenge. This is a big moment in someone’s life. They’re transitioning from working 40 hours a week to doing whatever they want, whenever they want.

It could be a coworker, friend or family member that’s retiring. So, what do you want to get them to commemorate this momentous occasion? For someone that’s special, you don’t want to get something that’s ordinary.

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It should be something that she’ll find humorous and has a little of her personality in it. Of course, it’ll have your special touch as well. So, keep this mind as you browse our selection of gifts (for more suggestions, visit our gift ideas page).

Here’s 30 ideas that are unique and funny retirement gifts for women.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

1. Luggage Tags

These are engraved leatherette luggage tags, perfect for travel.

They’re available in black, brown or pink.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

2. Adult Coloring Books

Bring out her inner child with something completely different. Some are cute, some are a little racy and others are just downright funny.

There’re over 30 different professions available. Check them out.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

3. Bookmark

For the avid reader, here’s a special bookmark they will forever treasure.

Now she can catch up on all those books she’s been meaning to read.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

4. Coffee Mug

While it seems like a basic gift, she’ll probably use it every morning!

Lots of humorous and witty designs she’s sure to love.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

5. Books

One of the best books on retiring out there written by two women.

The “no stress roadmap for designing your next chapter and loving your future”.

There's lots of different titles so that means there's something for everyone.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

6. Travel Mug

What better way to kick off a road trip than with a customized travel mug?

Lots of different messages and colors are available.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

7. Wine Glasses

For the wine connoisseur, she’ll love these wine glasses etched with humorous and cute messages.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

8. Stainless Steel Insulated Wine Tumbler

For almost any occasion, these unique tumblers keep her wine chilled.

A wide variety of messages are available. Another added bonus – no spillage!

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

9. Wall Plaque for Coffee Mugs and Wine Glasses

A fun gift that will have a lasting memory. Mounted on the wall, something for everyone to enjoy and admire.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

10. Beer or Whiskey Glass

Another etched idea for the lady that prefers beer or spirits.

It’s sure to always remind her that every hour is now happy hour after she's retired.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

11. Throw Pillow

How about a designer throw pillow? A little extra back support or padding for her tushie.

Again, a wide variety of messages and fabrics.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

12. Business Cards with Case

Now, when she flashes her new business card, it’s sure to bring a chuckle.

No email, no phone and ask someone else. Complete with a stainless-steel case engraved with “retired”.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

13. Day of the Week Clock

As wonderful as being retired is, every day is like a weekend. After a while, it’s easy to lose track of what day it is.

Both a fun and practical gift!

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

14. Clock with Message

The “Who Cares” clock will always be a conversation piece, showing time really is “not on the clock” after you retire.

Nothing else like it making quite the statement.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

15. Cutlery

Soon to be her favorite fork or spoon announcing “she’s done”.

Also, available with personalized engraved messages.

Who would’ve thought cutlery could make such a difference!

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

16. Journal

Is she a lady that likes to journal? Here's a thoughtful and lighthearted way to commemorate her big day.

Available with many different sayings and designs.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

17. Gag Roll of Toilet Paper

The ultimate gag gift, “the legend has retired”! Good for a snicker and a few wisecracks.

This toilet paper has to be one of the top funny retirement gifts for women. It'll make you laugh out loud!

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

18. T-Shirt

This t-shirt says it all!

Besides making a statement, it’s 100% cotton printed and designed in the United States.

A wide range of colors and messages available.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

19. Socks

Now that she’s retired and relaxing, she can put her feet up and anyone can see how she feels about it.

These hilarious socks will keep her feet warm and everyone will know what’s on her mind.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

20. Apron

A timeless gift that never goes out of style. It’s available with may different sentiments or messages.

One size fits all and it’s made of waterproof Oxford cloth.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

21. Hoodie

This is one of my favorites, a nice cozy hoodie.

Especially for those cooler evenings, she’ll love this fun and quirky pullover.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

22. Tea Pot

My best friend loves her tea!

A unique tea pot might be the most thoughtful gift that she’ll treasure for many years.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

23. Coasters

The perfect compliment to wine glasses, beer steins or coffee mugs. 

High quality coasters with a cute saying!

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

24. Golf Balls

For the avid golfer, how about a novelty 3-pack of golf balls?

They’re high quality and meant for professional performance. Even better, they’ll be a discussion piece on the course.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

25. Golf Visor

An embroidered visor available in four different colors.

Not only cool to wear but cool looking!

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

26. Floppy Hat

A great hat for all occasions.

She can wear it while gardening, at the beach, pool, park, camping, hiking, church functions, race day events, even out in her back yard. 

This floppy hat is elegant and stylish.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

27. Tote Bag

A natural canvas tote bag is something she can use to carry her books, groceries, beach supplies or anything else.

Not only practical, it looks great too!

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

28. Makeup Bag

This comes with 3 makeup bags each having its own unique saying. 

A great way of organizing her cosmetics, personal items or just for storage. Especially useful when travelling.  

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

29. Compact Mirror

“I’m outta here” professional quality makeup mirror.

It’s beautifully engraved on stainless-steel complete with gift box. A gift she will treasure.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

30. Plant Pot or Flower Box

For this “thyme” in her life, this indoor garden planter set comes complete with thyme seeds and peat pellets.

Fresh thyme is great for cooking and will be a valuable addition in the kitchen.

Closing Thoughts on Funny Retirement Gifts for Women

I narrowed down the list of retirement gift ideas for women to the top 30 after looking through hundreds of ideas. This really was a lot of fun and, man, are there ever lots of things to choose from! They can be light-hearted, funny, gag gifts, sarcastic or sentimental.

There are so many ways to recognize her special day. Whether you are celebrating her retiring by having a party or meal, it can be overwhelming trying to select a special gift. You want it to be something that she will remember with a smile.

With your gift, you will probably want to include a beautiful and thoughtful card. Check out our post on What to Write in a Retirement Card for a Heartfelt message. Remember, this is her big day and your chance to make it memorable as well as fun!

Related posts: 
If you're looking for some other retirement gift ideas, check out our gift ideas for retirement page. Or, our posts retirement gifts for men and retirement gifts for women.

Trying to find funny retirement gifts for women can be a challenge. This is a big moment in someone’s life. They’re transitioning from working 40 hours a week to doing whatever they want, whenever they want.

It could be a coworker, friend or family member that’s retiring. So, what do you want to get them to commemorate this momentous occasion? For someone that’s special, you don’t want to get something that’s ordinary.

This post contains affiliate links. As an Amazon Associate, any qualifying purchases you make through these links may earn us a small commission, at no extra cost to you.

It should be something that she’ll find humorous and has a little of her personality in it. Of course, it’ll have your special touch as well. So, keep this mind as you browse our selection of gifts.

Here’s 30 ideas that are unique and funny retirement gifts for women.

1. Luggage Tags

These are engraved leatherette luggage tags, perfect for travel.

They’re available in black, brown or pink.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

2. Adult Coloring Books

Bring out her inner child with something completely different. Some are cute, some are a little racy and others are just downright funny.

There’re over 30 different professions available. Check them out.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

3. Bookmark

For the avid reader, here’s a special bookmark they will forever treasure.

Now she can catch up on all those books she’s been meaning to read.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

4. Coffee Mug

While it seems like a basic gift, she’ll probably use it every morning!

Lots of humorous and witty designs she’s sure to love.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

5. Books

One of the best books on retiring out there written by two women.

The “no stress roadmap for designing your next chapter and loving your future”.

There's lots of different titles so that means there's something for everyone.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

6. Travel Mug

What better way to kick off a road trip than with a customized travel mug?

Lots of different messages and colors are available.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

7. Wine Glasses

For the wine connoisseur, she’ll love these wine glasses etched with humorous and cute messages.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

8. Stainless Steel Insulated Wine Tumbler

For almost any occasion, these unique tumblers keep her wine chilled.

A wide variety of messages are available. Another added bonus – no spillage 😊!

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

9. Wall Plaque for Coffee Mugs and Wine Glasses

A fun gift that will have a lasting memory. Mounted on the wall, something for everyone to enjoy and admire.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

10. Beer or Whiskey Glass

Another etched idea for the lady that prefers beer or spirits.

It’s sure to always remind her that every hour is now happy hour after she's retired.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

11. Throw Pillow

How about a designer throw pillow? A little extra back support or padding for her tushie.

Again, a wide variety of messages and fabrics.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

12. Business Cards with Case

Now, when she flashes her new business card, it’s sure to bring a chuckle.

No email, no phone and ask someone else. Complete with a stainless-steel case engraved with “retired”.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

13. Day of the Week Clock

As wonderful as being retired is, every day is like a weekend. After a while, it’s easy to lose track of what day it is.

Both a fun and practical gift!

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

14. Retirement Clock with Message

The “Who Cares” clock will always be a conversation piece, showing time really is “not on the clock” after you retire. Nothing else like it making quite the statement.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

15. Cutlery

Soon to be her favorite fork or spoon announcing “she’s done”. Also, available with personalized engraved messages. Who would’ve thought cutlery could make such a difference!

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

16. Journal

Is she a lady that likes to journal? Here's a thoughtful and lighthearted way to commemorate her big day.

Available with many different sayings and designs.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

17. Gag Roll of Toilet Paper

The ultimate gag gift, “the legend has retired”! Good for a laugh and a few wisecracks. This toilet paper has to be one of the top funny retirement gifts for women. 😊 It’ll make you laugh out loud!

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

18. T-Shirt

This t-shirt says it all!

Besides making a statement, it’s 100% cotton printed and designed in the United States.

A wide range of colors and messages available.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

19. Retirement Socks

Now that she’s retired and relaxing, she can put her feet up and anyone can see how she feels about it. These hilarious socks will keep her feet warm and everyone will know what’s on her mind.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

20. Apron

A timeless gift that never goes out of style. It’s available with many different sentiments or messages.

One size fits all and it’s made of 100% heavy cotton twill.

Click here to check the selection  and price on Amazon.

21. Hoodie

This is one of my favorites, a nice cozy hoodie.

Especially for those cooler evenings, she’ll love this fun and quirky pullover.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

22. Tea Pot

My best friend loves her tea!

A unique tea pot might be the most thoughtful gift that she’ll treasure for many years.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

23. Coasters

The perfect compliment to wine glasses, beer steins or coffee mugs. 

High quality coasters made out of stoneware and 4”x 4”.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

24. Golf Balls

For the avid golfer, how about a novelty 3-pack of golf balls?

They’re high quality and meant for professional performance. Even better, they’ll be a discussion piece on the course.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

25. Golf Visor

An embroidered visor available in four different colors.

Not only cool to wear but cool looking!

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

26. Floppy Hat

A great hat for all occasions. She can wear it while gardening, at the beach, pool, park, camping, hiking, church functions, race day events, even out in her back yard. 

This floppy hat is elegant and stylish.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

27. Tote Bag

A natural canvas tote bag is something she can use to carry her books, groceries, beach supplies or anything else.

Not only practical, it looks great too!

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

28. Makeup Bag

This comes with 3 makeup bags each having its own unique saying. 

A great way of organizing her cosmetics, personal items or just for storage. Especially useful when travelling.  

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

29. Compact Mirror

“I’m outta here” professional quality makeup mirror.

It’s beautifully engraved on stainless-steel complete with gift box. A gift she will treasure.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

30. Plant Pot or Flower Box

For this “thyme” in her life, this indoor garden planter set comes complete with thyme seeds and peat pellets.

Fresh thyme is great for cooking and will be a valuable addition in the kitchen.

Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.

Closing Thoughts on Funny Retirement Gifts for Women

I narrowed down the list of retirement gift ideas for women to the top 30 after looking through hundreds of ideas. This really was a lot of fun and, man, are there ever lots of things to choose from! They can be light-hearted, funny, gag gifts, sarcastic or sentimental.

There are so many ways to recognize her special day. Whether you are celebrating her retiring by having a party or meal, it can be overwhelming trying to select a special gift. You want it to be something that she will remember with a smile.

With your gift, you will probably want to include a beautiful and thoughtful card. Check out our post on What to Write in a Retirement Card for a Heartfelt message. Remember, this is her big day and your chance to make it memorable as well as fun!

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